Humorous Sms

 

Humorous Sms

INTERVIEWER TO MILLIONAIRE: TO WHOM DO YOU OWE YOUR SUCCESS AS A MILLIONAIRE?
MILLIONAIRE: I OWE EVERYTHING TO MY WIFE.

INTERVIEWER: WOW, SHE MUST BE SOME WOMAN.
INTERVIEWER: WHAT WERE YOU BEFORE YOU MARRIED HER?
MILLIONAIRE: A BILLIONAIRE

Humorous Sms

MEHNGAAI JIS RAFTAR SE BARH RAHI HAI,
JALD HI COOKING SHOWS ME
KAHA JAYE GA:

“NAMAK MIRCH HASB-E-ZAIQA
AUR
TAMATER PIYAZ HASB-E-OQAAT DALEN.” 😀

 

Humorous Sms

UNCLE:
BETA AAJ KAL KYA KAR RAHE HO.?
.
BOY: JI.. ENGINEERING.
.
.
UNCLE: OHH..
HUMKO LAGA PADHAI
WADHAI KARTE HOGE.. 😀

Enjoyable Sms

THIEF NE APNI MANGETAR KO DIAMOND RING GIFT KE

MANGETAR: IS RING KE KIYA QEEMAT HO GE?

THIEF: KUCH NI BS three SAAL KE SAZA 😛 😀

Fanny Sms

HEART TOUCHING LINE BY PAPPU..

“I TRUST ON CIGARETTE MORE THEN GIRLS
BCOZ,
I AM READY TO DAMAGE MY LUNGS,
BUT NOT MY HEARTS..”

 

Humorous Sms

1. DOCTOR NE MAREZ SE KAHA.
MAIN EK MAHN SE 50 ROPE KI ROZANA DAWA KHA RAHA HUN
LEKIN MUJE KOI FAYDA NAZAR NAHI AA RAHA,

DOCTOR …..ACHA TO MAIN AP KO KAL SE 40 ROPE KI
DAWAI DUN GA.
JIS SE AP KO ROZ KA 10 ROPE KA FAYDA NAZAR AYE GA.

Humorous Sms

PATHAN: YARA JAMUN Okay PED
Okay NICHY GULAB KA PODA Q LAGA RAHY HO.??

SARDAR: TA Okay YE DONO PED
MIL KER HAMEN GULAB JAMUN DEN.. 😀

Humorous Sms

CLASS MAIN JAB ATTENDANCE LAGTI HAI TO BHT ACHA FEEL HOTA HAI

AISA LAGTA HAI JASAY UNIVERSITY ANAY KA MAKSAD PURA HOGYA HO 🙂

Humorous Sms

SHARBAT SE MUNH MORR LIYA..

CHAI SE NATA JORR LIYA..

ZARA SI SARDI KIYA PARI,,

TUM NY TO NAHANA CHORR DIYA.. 😀

Humorous Sms

SAFAR LAMBA HAI DOST BANATE RAHIYE,

DIL MILE NA MILE HATH BADHATE RAHIYE,

TAJ NA BANAIYE “COSTLY” PADEGA,

BAS HER TARAF MUMTAZ BANATE RAHIYE. 😀

Humorous Sms

EK MURGI AUR USKE three BACHY
ROAD CROSS KER RAHY THY..

ROAD CROSS KARNE Okay BAAD
MURGI Okay 1 BACHY NE KAHA:
HUM 7 NE ROAD CROSS KARLI..
7 KESE..??
SOCHO,
.
.
AUR SOCHO,
.
READ MSG AGAIN,
NAHI MILA..?
.
ARY YAAR BACHY HEN,
KUCH B BOLTY REHTY HEN.
AAP TENSION MAT LO. 😀

Humorous Sms

THIEF NE APNI MANGETAR KO DIAMOND RING GIFT KE

MANGETAR: IS RING KE KIYA QEEMAT HO GE?

THIEF: KUCH NI BS three SAAL KE SAZA 😛 😀

Enjoyable Sms

DEAR “L0L” & “HMMM”

THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE,
WHEN I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.. ?

BUT

WHY U BOTH DUFFERS
DON’T WORK IN EXAMS..? 😀

Humorous Sms

JAAM KADWA HAI MAGAR ITNA NAHI Okay PIYA NA JAYE..

ZINDGI ME DARD HAI MAGAR ITNA NAHI Okay JIYA NA JAYE..

SMS KENY PER PAISAY LAGTY HEN MAGAR,,

ITNAY NAHI Okay KIYA NA JAYE.. 🙂

Humorous Sms

HUSBAND: TODAY IS SUNDAY &
I HAVE TO ENJOY IT.

SO I BOUGHT three MOVIE TICKETS.

WIFE: WHY THREE?

HUSBAND: 1 FOR U AND 2 FOR UR PARENTS.

Enjoyable Sms

MARTY HUWE SHARABI SE
GOD NY US KI AAKHRI KHUWAHISH PUCHI..
.
.
SHARABI: AGLY JANAM ME
MUJHY DAANT BESHAK EK HI DENA,
MAGAR LIVER 32 DENA..
.
EK DETY HO,
SALA ITNI JALDI KHARAB HO JATA HAI.. 😀

Funy Sms

TWO TIGERS WERE RESTING UNDER A TREE..
SUDDENLY A RABBIT PASSED VERY FAST.
TIGER COULD NOT MAKE OUT & ASKED,
“WHAT WAS THAT?”
2ND TIGER SMILED AND SAID:
.
.
.
.
FAST FOOD…MY DEAR FRIEND

Enjoyable Sms

MERA DIL TERI HI MOHABBAT Okay LIYE HAI,,

MAGAR YE OFFER MEHDOOD MUDDAT Okay LIYE HAI.. 😀

FunSms

99% LARKIAN KABI APNI GALTI NAI MANTEIN

BAKI 1% GALTI MAAN KAR ADHAY GHANTY BAAD

KEH DETE HAI KE GALTI WESE TUMHARI THE 😛

Enjoyable Sms

COMPUTERIZED MOHABBAT..

KAL JAB MILY THY TO DIL ME HUA EK SOUND,
AAJ MILY TO KEHTY HO YOUR FILE NOT FOUND..
.
JO MUDDAT SE HOTA AYA HAI WO REPEAT KER DUNGA,
TU NA MILI TO APNI ZINDGI CTRL+ALT+DEL KER DUNGA..
.
SHAYAD MERE PIYAR KO TASTE KERNA BHOOL GAYE,
DIL SE AISA CUT KIYA Okay PASTE KERNA BHOOL GAYE..
.
LAKHO HONGY NIGAH ME KABHI MUJHY BHI PICK KERO,
MERE PYAR Okay ICON PER KABHI TO DOUBLE CLICK KERO.. 😀

 

 

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